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"Sometimes keeping something is more painful than to lose it."

 

Eh jap. Motor Neuron Disease tu apa? Hmm.. Nanti Google.. [Tak ada kerja lain asyik nak Google ja. Hahaha…] Wei, paling tidak aku tak google Facebook. Klik NEW TAB, taip FACEBOOK dan tekan SHIFT+ENTER. Dan paling aku tak tahan, ada orang menggoogle GOOGLE! Depan mata aku! Oh dear, ni buta IT ke apa ni? Tapi tau pula dia Google tu search engine?

 

We live and we die by time. And we must not commit the sin of losing our track on time.

 

How about you guys? Is that special place where you first date that someone, touched her hands, told them how you feel , kissed her lips or proposed to still exist? Do you think 30 years down the line the place will still be there and relatively unchanged? Please share it with me and other fellow readers.

 

Nota1: Never had actually kissed neither touch anyone. Not before marriage dow. I really hope this one would make it to that point.

 

Apa lu ingat gua robot takde perasaan macam Rajnikath Enthiran ke?

Nota2: Rajnikanth [Terbelit jari aku tekan keyboard. Nasib baik aku tak cuba sebut.] ni artis kegemaran Kubi kan? Hahaha…

 

p/s : Oh, come on, Stan. Not everything ends the way you think it should. Besides, audiences love happy endings.

Nota3: Well, biasanya yang kat bawah ada “p/s:” ni potongan skrip filem. I love sad ending. Erm? Macam mana tu? Huhuhu… Sad ending tapi mesti berakhir dengan death. [Apa fasal hari ni pakai broken English? LOL! Tak boleh?]

 

Nak belajar bahasa latin? Sini. LATIN AND YOU.

 

Hey, this one is good! People who BUZZ you on YM and then stayed quiet are DICKS. When u buzz u type la "hey aku ada soalan pasal ... bla bla". Dont misuse buzz. Ok, agak kasar, mungkin. Tapi memang ayat dia macam tu; and so what? Blame me? LOL!

 

#thingsmalaysiando BJJ W36 WRQ 32 ...... all Malaysian either they notice this or not share this SERIAL number for their pirated WINXP!

Nota4: Belilah WinXP Original. Tak mahal mana pun. Better daripada beli Win7 atau WinVista original yang tersekat-sekat terus tak boleh buka dan terpaksa restart. Buang masa buang tenaga dan buang hasil-kerja-plagiat yang baru separuh jalan siap nak hantar esok kat pensyarah. [Aku tak plagiat. Harap maklum!]

 

Friendster is the most friendless place on the social media at the moment. Myspace is now nothing but empty space.

Hey fathers who smoke while holding your baby. Can I fart on your face? Do u like that? Yeah. Ur baby pun tak suka ur asap la numbnut!

Smartass dalam bahasa melayu ialah LOYAR BURUK.Bukan jubor cerdik. Now u know.

 

Penapis air Yokto? =.=” Tertutup tab sebelum sempat kopipes link.

 

When I was in school people use to call me Mr Know it All or Mr Encyclopedia. As I mentioned numerous times before I spent most of my childhood reading books and encyclopedias.

Nota5: Yes, people call me know-it-all, walking dictionary yet I’m repeating 3 papers in less than 2 years? ROFL MANATICS I HATE IT! I’m not fit enough for maths, but issues, then I’m gonna win my so-called-deans’-list classmates. Dekan tapi tak tau apa yang berlaku di sekeliling? Erm..

 

Ok. Sambung belajar janji-dengan-abang-dan-kakak-dan-namia-dan-dia.

 

Esok lusa tulat langkat sambung baca blog Obefiend. Eh, silap. Bukan baca. Korek! Macam blog Ariffshah, Touya, Hyperplasma, Ben Ashaari-tak-habis-korek-tak-larat, Hellioz, Areleaf, Fida Aishah. Dalam ramai-ramai sorang je perempuan ke? Yup! Sebab perempuan rajin camwhore aku malas nak baca kalau banyak sangat gambar. Ada sekeping dua tak apalah. Blog Redmummy ingat nis nak explore tadi tapi tengok entri bergambar yang cuma ada dua tiga patah ayat terus nis tutup.