Dari Blog Obefiend – Siri 13 #2

END OF THE WORLD

I think in UTP my chances of getting some good feedbacks are infinitely better than in LUCT.

Nota1: Good responses, better than anywhere in Malaysia I think. But sadly, even Perakians barely know WHAT IS UTP! Ok, how many of you even know what UTP stands for? Hands up please.

 

UTP have excellent student to student community thanks to the IRC and Grapevine. We actually have open discussion on Malay rights, religion, world policy and politics in the grapevine forum since 2003.

Nota2: Yes I’ve seen some and sometimes even involve in those things. IRC is now, having their own building – back in 2005, IRC building is non-existence as far as I know. Not even the white-beautiful-once-a-year-polish-cleaned-mosque. I mean this mosque:

 

 

 

IRC can’t be seen in any of them. I have lots more but these are just spoilers. You want to see them then come see them.

 

Back to the conversation, UTP has aggresive, active, optimistic, positive thinking students. But I wouldn’t ever enter UTP as a student. No and never! I don’t want to spend the whole year appreciating Seri Iskandar alone – for four consecutive years! Thank God I’m studying far in the northern part of Malaysia or else – nowhere.

Even after rejecting two offers in Law – one from Brunei and one from USIM. One missed interview for specialist nurse in IJN. Another latecoming offer for Diploma in Psychology. And lots more from UiTM’s “kolej bersekutu” –  surely because I attended the introductory seminar about these united-college-thing which actually involve the 200k target of students for 2010 session [as far as I remember it was 2010]. But as Dr Ibrahim Abu Shah retired, and Dr Sahol took place, I think the mission would be changed a bit. But they said Arau campus student would sum up to 15k by 2012. Nice. That would be in my last semester, I hope.

Students in UTP can be compared to only Peers members of Arau campus. For the most-student-show-up in this campus is when Peers conduct AGM. For Acels [English Society] or Debate club, I don’t think it would even near the target of 500. UiTM students are lame in speaking-related clubs; most probably. Even my housemates won’t show up for clubs – most of the time I have to go alone to any club activity T_T.

Dari Blog Obediend – Siri 12

Lagi satu siri dalam penjelajahan ke Pluto blog Obefiend.

 

THE ISRAEL PALESTINIAN CONFLICT

[Bla bla bla baca sendiri argument dia. Klik pada link di atas ni.]

What can we learn from this story and this very TL:DR entry?

1. Penentangan bersenjata untuk pembebasan Palestin gagal. Sudah 30 tahun lebih ia dilakukan dan ianya hanya menaikkan kemarahan orang bukan Islam. Ini bertentangan dengan niat asal untuk memberi tahu dunia yang mereka ditindas.
2. Hamas bukanlah insan suci tak bersalah. Mereka SENGAJA meletakkan senjata dan markas di tempat awam. Dengan adanya orang awam bolehlah dapat perisai daging manusia. Kalau ada yang mati boleh digunakan sebagai alat merekrut lebih banyak pejuang Hamas kelak
3. Mungkin kita harus guna cara passive resistance dan civil disobedience ala Mahatma atau Martin Luther King. Orang India dibunuh inggeris. Orang kulit hitam pulak dihambat pak putih ketika pergerakan “civil rights” di US. Mereka tidak membalas kekejaman dengan kekejaman. Akibatnya “popular opinion” memihak mereka.
4. Pertelingkahan di Palestin sudah berlarutan ribuan tahun. Kamu tak bosan ke asyik bermatian semata-mata nak tunjuk agama kamu lagi kick ass? Stop this nonsense. It only reinforce the idea that religion divide people instead of uniting them. It is a shame how Jews and Muslims share loads of commonalities but still fight like Kane and Abel.

Dah.. I hope you read this long shit. I spend hours typing it and doing the research. Dan aku menulis dalam bahasa kebangsaan. Perlahan sunguh bila menaip dan lebih perlahan lagi ketika cuba membina ayat. Maka tolonglah baca supaya aku tak menyesal menulis panjang-panjang.

Nota1: Ya. Baca dari satu huruf ke huruf yang lain baru boleh faham. Yang ada dalam blog nis ni semuanya sebagai spoiler semata-mata. Nak ilmu? Nak maklumat? Takkan klik satu link pun malas? Haha..

Dari Blog Obefiend – Siri 11

Perihal “Keistimewaan dan Ketuanan Melayu". Hmm.. Macam best..

KETIDAKISTIMEWAAN DAN KEHAMBAAN MELAYU

Sukar sebenarnya jadi Melayu. Bila kita liberal sikit kita akan dilabel pengkhianat Melayu. Kalau kita menegur polisi kerajaan sikit, dikatakan kita tidak beterima kasih pada our forefathers yang bertumpahan darah untuk menegakkan hak Melayu. Bila kita katakan hak keistimewaan itu salah kita disuruh keluar dari Melayu. Macam apa terjadi pada Zaid Ibrahim.

Macam mana nak keluar Melayu? Setahu aku the only way untuk keluar Melayu di Malaysia ialah dengan memurtadkan diri. Pasal kata orang, Melayu itu Islam dan Islam itu Melayu. Let's say aku nak keluar dari Melayu dan harus mengkapirkan diri aku tak boleh jugak nak buat benda tu. Sebabnya di Malaysia haram untuk Melayu Islam untuk keluar agama.

Kalau Cina hendak murtad selapas masuk Islam untuk kahwin itu tak ada masalah. Masuk court 3-4 kali dan tunjukkan bukti kamu sembah berhala dan kamu boleh jadi kapir balik. Kalau kamu Melayu dan tunjuk kamu dah sembah tuhan lain atau jadi atheist kamu boleh disumbat masuk ISA atau kem pembetulan akidah.

Nota1: Seperti yang dicoretkan SN Usman Awang dalam sajaknya;

Melayu di tanah Semenanjung luas maknanya:
Jawa itu Melayu,
Bugis itu Melayu
Banjar juga disebut Melayu,
Minangkabau memang Melayu,
Keturunan Acheh adalah Melayu,
Jakun dan Sakai asli Melayu,
Arab dan Pakistani, semua Melayu
Mamak dan Malbari serap ke Melayu
Malah muaalaf bertakrif Melayu

Melayu = Islam (?)

 

Dengan kata lain kalau kamu Melayu, kamu tak boleh menentang hak Melayu. Kalau hendak tentang sila keluar Melayu. Tapi tak boleh juga pasal kalau hendak keluar Melayu harus jadi bukan islam. Kalau dah keluar islam kamu dihalang juga. Maka kita pun kembali semula ke kotak segiempat pertama.

Nota2: Anyone dare saying that this is not the real fact?

 

Sukar sebenarnya nak jadi Melayu. Kalau kamu dapat 23 A1 pun kamu akan dikatakan tak setanding dengan bukan Melayu yang 15 A1. 23 A1 kamu dikatakan A1 simpati sahaja. Kamu kononnya diberikan mata 30% mata percuma hanya kerana kamu seorang mongoloid beragama Islam. Tapi kalau kamu dapat 3 A1 kamu akan diketawakan pulak.

Nota3: Nothing much to say..

 

NotaBuku:

1. Panjanglah pula entri Obefiend yang ni. Tak seronok nak potong ayat satu-satu nanti orang tak faham. Sampai sini sajalah.

2. Tak faham kenapa nis mesti komen dalam bahasa Inggeris sedangkan entri ni bercakap tentang Melayu. Hahaha.. Nasib baik komen pertama tu bahasa Melayu.

Dari Blog Obefiend – Siri 10

REPOST: THE FALL AND FALL OF MASTIKA

Soon the market was so saturated with these mini mags that I swear I saw 11 such magazine in Kedai Runcit Rahmath in Tronoh. The format is always the same.

Nota1: Now there’s something I actually recognise. I worked there for a few days after SPM - my favourite session each day is the rest session as I would sneak into the store to find old book stocks in there; spent 10 minutes for meals and prayers and I’m back in the shop for store-digging session - before spending the rest of my post-SPM holiday in Kuala Nerang for 52 days – taking Arabic Language course -  and about 3 weeks at home before going to PLKN in Kem Tegas Mesra Selama; and later residing Kuala Nerang again for my matriculation for 11 months – never have the chance to complete my National Service.

LOL! I really want to touch M-16 just once and the mission is not accomplished. I got some good points there, anyway. My first and only sports medal for participating in Karnival Sukan Air Zon Utara and I even made it for Penolong Ketua Dorm even when the Camp Commander laugh at me asking “Eh, Puteri Islam unit beruniform ke?” during the interview – which last for 5 hours as we have to go in queue and my company is the last in queue. [My name starts with S and thus I’m in the last company in the list. Rahman, Razak, Sussein – sorry wrong spelling on their company green sports T-shirt - Hussein, Mahathir it goes.]

Seriously the worst thing to do is to remake beds after each training session for Sukan Air because the beds are supposed to be straightened and every shoelaces must be in place plus in the correct order – and have to finish remaking them before 8 as the *so-called* Character Building classes started right after the music stop playing.

The boots in the middle, then the sports shoes and class shoes. I even remember the order of the shoes  - which is just awesome to me. Hahaha.. I hate making other people’s bed but the laziest [not to be racist] in my dorm are the Indian girls.

The Chinese are so stubborn when it came to giving back the handphones each Sunday night and the Malays hate me as I won’t let them sit on my bed after morning modules. They love sitting on my bed because it was in the middle of that part of our dorm but they never remake my bed. Thus, new rules have to be given. DON’T SIT ON MY BED! Hahaha.. Quite cruel back there.

Now from magazines to PLKN? That’s far.

Back to the topic, the first impression of the coaches about me is “WOW! THOSE ARE TOO MUCH OF BOOKS YOU BROUGHT!” Books are my obsession so just shut your mouth if you see me reading them during I mean, there’s no “during” thing if it is for books. I’m a bookghost!

NotaBuku: Another long-comment-worth-an-entry. I shouldn’t write that Nota1 in the first place.

Dari Blog Obefiend – Siri 9

LOL! Teddy nis tergantung kat Lappy mengganggu pemandangan lak rasanya. Hahaha.. But I love it so much. As much as a reminder for me to study, study, study =.=” Bayangkan benda ni pegang scroll tergantung kat sini ====>>>>>>

 

Yes. That thing.

 

Ok. Format baru membongkar blog.

 

LOVING YOUR OWN NAME

Just a question to my female readers. Why does everything need to be cute for you guys?

Nota1: Not for me though. I’m kinda weird I think. I love fluffy toys [people call them cute, eh?] not because they’re cute but because they can be squashed when you’re bored. And thrown away when you got frustrated [I would never do that to my Baby-Teddy {call him Baby-Teddy coz I have Cik Ted already – wait, where’s she? Oh, I forgot to take her down from up on the sky. Hahaha.. Ok back to the show}. I did that to my handphones, when the calls are too “repeated-speech”ed I can expect what words are coming next; and especially in classes. I hate it when someone called in class just to tell me that my bro just got out of the bus in KL and dunno where he went. He’s not a kid and I’m in Kedah at that time, anyway. Two lecturers watch me with suspicious faces as I took both calls.]

Hey wait! You mentioned “chicks dig my name”. Maybe the situation only occur when it came to chicks? I’m not a chick. I’m a lone ranger. Hahaha… And I’m a blog-addict. Obefiend’s blog is my new drug.

 

I hated my own name when I was growing up.

Nota2: I hate it when people can’t pronounce my name even when it has been repeated to their ears. One example:

A dedication video requested by my friend Nofa Ghazali for me as I didn't show up for Hafiz's mini concert in my campus. Listen to him repeating my name. At first he thought it's Salsabila, I think. BTW, thanks, dear Nofa, and thanks Hafiz – especially for your effort of getting my name right the first time. I'm your fan but I'm not kinda concert-going-girl. I just read about people whose works I love. As well as try to get connected closer using my online accounts.

Yep, I have Hafiz's FB. And about 100 more celebrities. Not to brag of it, eh? Normal for celebs these days to have multiple fb accounts, then but I think I have more accounts than Malaysian artists. Hahaha...

Consider me as celebs dow. I have silly stalkers all over Malaysia. And repeatedly have to change the link of my blogs just to try keeping them away. And block some people from some accounts. I have to. Really have to.

And thus the name Hanis Aleeya was born along with some other pen-names. I have a whole bunch of them. Aleeya Husnan is just another mix-and-match of my pen-names.

THING THAT YOU THINK ARE TRUE AS A CHILD

I am hopeless when it comes to math this I confess. But to be left out was very painful. I vowed to myself that if I see people in trouble I WILL find at least a few hours to help them out. I don’t want them to experience what I went through.

Nota3: I’m not that good in maths but anyway I have to finish my degree in MANAGEMENT MATHEMATICS. And I’m kinda helping people till my dad said I’m just too kind to people.

Talking about being too kind, I almost by-accident-give-my-intelectual-property to my Dinda. Lucky I realised it fast. I hope she really keep her promises. She said 50-50 plus I’m giving her some of the money to but a new laptop which worth RM900 more than mine [She asked for 500 more than that, seriously, and an i-phone, and this and that. Who’s the author of the novel, please? Realise that, please!]. LOL!

Actually I hope the editor realise that she didn’t now nothing bout that novel. Not even the main character’s background. Not even what happened when he left the castle. She always got the story wrong-way-out. Seriously, she sent the synopsis to the editor without my permission. She’s committing a crime and I just let her go? She’s just lucky she’s a juvana. Not even 13 and she had started with a first-degree cheating skill? LOL! I, actually, really want to say “SEE YOU IN COURT!”

Ok. This entry started becoming a rant entry. Better begin a new one. Stop it right now, Hanis!

 

NotaKaki: I don’t trust anyone but myself. Because I can’t cheat to myself. How can I even when I have two completely split characters online and offline? And another character ahen I want attention, and so on and so on.. Truly in heart I’m a loner. Now I have a sister I love and my virtual bestfriend as accompany most of the time. Almost 24/7 now. Thanks girls. I hope we’ll meet each other soon. I thought I’m losing my bro Kodok now T_T Abang, jangan sampai nis terlepas nangis dalam konti lagi T_T

Dari Blog Obefiend – Siri 8

Satu lagi episod dalam Jelajah Blog edisi berapa ratus. Ahaha..

 

Selingan:

Jumaat malam, nis balik ke Perak dengan tren #21 Ekspress Langkawi dan tiba-tiba ada mesej masuk sekitar jam 11-12 macam tu. Dari seorang blogger.

 

Tak perlu cerita panjang, sempatlah jumpa dia sekejap. Macam mana punya sekejap tu, biarlah kami empunya memori bersama [bahasa macam orang sedang bercinta tak hengat!]. Tapi serius kelakar. Hahaha. Hampir setahun rancang akhirnya jumpa juga. Tak sampai seminit. Dalam 5-15 saat. Tak tahulah kalau ad paparazzi tak bergaji nak bawa cerita satu Perak pula kan? Silly stalkers everywhere.

 

Ok! Time for the show!

 

Tok Janggut, Dato Maharajalela, Rentap, Mat Salleh and Rosli Dhoby qualify as one because they lost their life fighting for their causes. Their deaths were then used to stir up nationalism among the people.

Nota1: Ayah kata Rosli Dhoby ada pertalian darah dengan kami. Sepupu nenek  or something like that. LOL! Tak ingat pun nama Rosli Dhoby ni ada ke tak dalam buku teks Sejarah sekolah, tapi ayah buka cerita tentang dia bila Astro buat tayangan dokumentari Suatu Ketika… Rosli Dhoby – yang nis tak sempat tengok; tak tahulah ayah sempat tengok ke tak tapi tayangan tu cuma beberapa hari. [He died at the age of 17 while the Y-generation at this age are still in Form 5 struggling with SPM.

All the way down the memory lane, nis tak pernah  expect ada apa-apa pertalian dengan mana-mana nama yang tercatat dalam sejarah Malaysia. Tapi dunia ni kecil. Pusing sana putar sini balik-balik kita jumpa orang yang sama. Dari Sarawak ke Perlis pun boleh jadi reunion. Seingat nis cuma 3 orang bekas pelajar SM Sains Miri yang nis kenal di UiTM Arau. Dua orang dah tamat, tinggal nis dan bekas teman sekelas masa tingkatan 1 dan 2. Mungkin ada junior yang nis tak sempat kenal, tapi setakat ni memang 4 orang yang tersesat sampai Arau. Haha.. Jauh punya 1000++km.

Kesimpulan: Dunia ni tak sebesar mana.

 

Nothing to Watch Anymore

Nota2: Probably the same reason I don’t actually watch settee anymore. Cliche political drama and dying "once-awesome” series. CSI is one of my favourite. House, The Nanny – sometimes; just-for-laughs, E.R – the best of them all.

 

Perokok adalah spesis manusia yang amat menjengkelkan. Diorang suka hisap sesuka hati. Lepas hisap rokok, buang puntung rokok macam buang sperma masa masturbasi! Lagi ada "no smoking" sign lagi la dia nak hisap rokok. Aku rasa lah, kalau satu Malaysia letak signage "ini kawasan merokok" mesti diorang tak hisap kat situ. Aku suggest kerajaan buat special death trap untuk smokers. Buat satu area larangan merokok, lepas tu pipe in gas memasak dalam kawasan tu. Bila ada perokok nyalakan lighter aje TEBABOOOOM!! One less smoker to pollute the genetic pool!

Nota3: Macam kenal spesis manusia macam ni. Hahaha… Erk… Agak keadultan sikit =.=” Tapi death trap tu tak tahan punya gelak.

 

What I am right now is a political agnostic. I believe in the power and need for politics but I don’t pledge my allegiance to a particular political party. Just like religious agnostics, political agnostics are looked down like lepers for their non allegiance. I think the words atas pagar, lalang and neutral are used to define people like me. In extreme cases we might be branded as “tak ada pendirian”. I don’t know about other cultures, but in Malay culture to be branded as that is quite an insult.

Nota4: Nicely phrased. Meleisian taboo is when you don’t stay in *insert names of party or whatsoever* for a long time. Katak-lompat-parti, BN-Murtad, PAS-Murtad [since when did they started using this murtad thing for parties? And there are even Kelantan-murtad, Sarawak-murtad, Johor-murtad] and whatsoever. Craps!

 

 Book cobbler? Nice idea! <— These are my words. Click on the link to see what he called as book cobbler. I think I need one. Hahaha…

 

We don't have Dato’ Lieutenant Adnan Saidi, Dato Seri Mat Kilau, Tan Sri Tok Janggut, Tun Mat Salleh, Datuk Paduka Rentap - But we have Dato’ Siti Nurhaliza, Dato’ Sheila Majid, Dato’ Shah Rukh Khan, Now you know why I think posthumous title conferment is bullshit!

Nota5: [Suppose to be 6. ignore it, then.] Did you see any Dato’ Rosli Dhoby there? Hahaha.. I would LOL to those claiming “Kami Keturunan Rosli Dhoby” on FB page. Dunno if it still exist but someone invited me to that group last year a few weeks after dad told us that Rosli Dhoby – killed Sir Duncan Steward at 15, sentenced to death and sent to the grave at age 17 – was actually granny’s cousin.

 

Dah habis baca preloaded pages dalam 100 entri. Time to get connected to the internet!  Oh, ya. Entri ni ditulis menggunakan WIndows Live Writer. Kalau tak mimpi bloglah tiap-tiap malam bila tak dapat online. LOL! I’m addicted to blogging.

Dari Blog Obefiend – Siri 7

Siri nombor-ajaib-khurofat. Hahaha..

 

Ok. Show time!!

 

Apa barang yang korang nak masa kecik tapi tak dapat-dapat. Benda paling korang ngidam sampai termimpi-mimpi?

Nota1: Mengidam sampai termimpi? Hmm.. Rasanya tak ada kut [tapi gatal tangan nak jawab jugek =.=”] I just wanna stand alone, be alone, move alone. Ya, nis memang spesis jalan ke mana-mana seorang diri. Lone ranger they call me.

But these days, things that I dream of are to meet my virtual friends. Yes, some I have met and most I haven’t. But seriously I have my virtual family and have met only one of them. Anyah aka Chikova Airashii.

Marilah jadi Melayu. Jangan jadi Meleis.

Nota2: Nak tengok apa maksud Meleis sila klik pada ayat yang diquote.

As a university graduate one would think that he would figure this out simply by using simple logic.

Nota3: I think that boy need to learn Logic and Proving Techniques, and Real Analysis so that he know that his act would make people LOL, ROFLOL maybe? Namawee? 

 

And you think being a blogger boleh jadi kaya! MEH! Lies damn lies!

Nota4:  I hate RM for she’s the reason LHDN now put tax on bloggers.

Dari Blog Obefiend – Siri 6

LOL! Berapa hari dah jadinya ni? Hahaha.. nis pun tak ingat dah berapa hari nis bertapa di blog Obefiend. Tapi tak apa. Sesi kali ni untuk jawab satu persoalan-tahun-2009 tentang BTN.

 

Now share with me your BTN experience. Good or bad are both welcomed!

Nota1: nis ikut BTN di UiTM sekitar minggu kedua/ketiga di kampus, pertengahan tahun 2009. Dan nis tau semua yang ikut program sehari tu [thank God it was only for a day T_T] tak puas hati dengan the-so-called-ustaz *kunon* yang bagi syarahan sesi petang. Sesi pagi adalah sesi rage semangat ke*Meleis*an yang sangat annoyying. Dan lagi sekali berasa beruntung sebab pensyarah CTU551 [Tamadun Islam dan Tamadun Asia aka TITAS] dan CTU553 [Hubungan Etnik] tak rasis. Mungkin tak ada sebab untuk mereka jadi rasis (?).

Sesi petang adalah sesi *kemeluatan-kebencian-kemenyampahan-ketiduran-keragean* untuk semua pelajar CS228 tahun pertama. Sebabnya?

Kononnya ustaz, tapi dia kata perempuan haram masuk universiti. Haram bermusafir untuk belajar – hey, what is this *mencarut-boleh-tak?*!

Apa masalah UiTM boleh jemput “ustaz” ni pun nis tak tahu. Nak halau pelajar perempuan ke? Bagi UiTM Arau kosong gersang macam padang jarak padang tekukur? Kalau nak keluarkan fatwa-sendiri-sesat macam ni baik pergi ke MCKK atau sekolah STAR yang semua pelajarnya lelaki.

Dan sangat-tak-prihatin provoke Kelantan – memang nak kena bunuh betul; berani mati punya kes. Sebab majoriti pelajar dalam dewan tu pada ketika dan saat itu adalah pelajar dari Kelantan. nis tengok muka kawan-kawan [kawan ke? LOL sebab nis memang jarang ngam dengan budak Kelantan. That piece of quote saying Kelantanese-Sarawakian could never be in the same room alone-peacefully is actually quite true. Apa masalahnya sampai boleh jadi macam ni pun nis tak faham] macam nak bunuh “ustaz” tu. Dahlah keluarkan fatwa sebarangan. Hentam orang pun sebarangan.

Mujur masa tu tak ada perlawanan bolakaki bola sepak melibatkan Kelantan-Negeri Sembilan [selalu dengar Kelantan-Negeri Sembilan kebelakangan ni] kalau tak mungkin ustaz-keluar-fatwa-sendiri ni memang tak sempat jumpa keluarga dia buat kali terakhir. [Pernah dengar orang mati lepas perlawanan bola sepak melibatkan Kelantan kan?]

Rasa macam sia-sia sangat program BTN ni sebenarnya. Sangat tak relevan dan sangat rasis – dan seksis. Sesi pagi sesi rasis macam yang dah disebut dalam komen-komen dan dalam entri. Sesi petang pula sesi seksis melampau-keluar-fakta-sendiri. nis tak pernah jumpa pula di mana-mana kata perempuan haram bermusafir untuk menuntut ilmu. Memang perempuan kena keluar dengan wali. Tapi tak semestinya wali, kan? Wakilkan wali dengan orang lain pun boleh kan? Jangan kata tak. Dalam syarat haji, wali boleh ditumpangkan kepada orang lain – tumpang mahram. Dan kalau tak ada lelaki, perempuan boleh keluar dengan orang perempuan yang dipercayai.

 

NotaBuku: Pertama kali buat entri rage jelas-terang-bersuluh-liplap fasal BTN.

Dari Blog Obefiend – Siri 5

No movie quote this week. Out of respect.

Nota1: As I told earlier, at the end of his entries usually he quote some movie lines. For this entry, there’s a reason. Go and read meh.  Jangan malas sangat.

 

I can't sleep without the lights on for days after that.

Nota2: Another death. Hmm.. Quite a year, and for me too T_T. But that’s not why I took this particular sentence here. It’s because it remind me of laling Namia. Are you already sleeping with the light off or you still need them on today, dear?

 

Hello there children. Welcome to the weekend edition of FOA. Since I haven’t been writing much lately I think I feel obliged to write something long and boring for you guys to read this weekend. Deal? What no deal? Who the fuck cares what you think! I own this mafaking blog so I can write whatever I want. HAHAHA.

Nota3: He’s so lucky. I can’t even get the freedom to actually speak. Seriously in real life I’m a lone ranger but when I see people who would listen I would talk about everything like they will never see me anymore. Like they are listening to my last will.

 

Let us all laugh at the expense of the MLMtards.

Nota4: I laugh at them and seriously, I don’t believe in MLM whatsoever they try to promise me. I make fool of them. And not once. LOL! I’m not that retarded young-blooded girl who believe in MLM. I prefer working as site labour 100X than spending my money in MLM. No and NEVER!

 

Obefiend, I kidnapped your pict! :p Nerdy but quite handsome ma! *naughty laugh*

*usha kiri kanan takut ada orang cemburu*

 

 

Zaman sekolah dulu aku skematoa muka macam Dexter’s Lab.

Nota5: Dexter’s Lab? Ada kut. Hehe.. Rindu zaman budak-tak-matang-poyo-tengok-Dexter’s-Lab dulu. Sekarang tak ambil jurusan sains pun. Management Maths. Anyone? *Now I say I hate Maths T_T

 

Gua rasa bagus lepas ni wajib ambik full blood test. So kalau ada gen resessif menghasilkan penyakit aneh boleh la jabatan nasihatkan lupakan saja hasrat kahwin.

Nota6: Saringan HIV memang wajib. Saringan dadah tak tahulah nis nak cakap apa. Tak pandai saring sendiri ke? T_T bab full blood test ni paling tidak buat ujian Thalasemia [betul ke eja macam ni?] dengan Hepatitis A dan B tak boleh ke? Bila Malaysia nak wajibkan pemeriksaan penyakit keturunan macam yang dua ni?

 

Ini mungkin satu pandangan radikal pasal meleis kata “kita boleh merancang tapi tuhan tentukan”. Sure that is all good and true tapi kalau memang scientifically proven that kalau kamu kawin probability anak kamu keluar ada Sickle Cell Anaemia , Lupus, Downs,Lou Gehrig atau Funky Legs Syndrome why take a chance right?

Nota7: Sambungan dari yang atas.

 

I have trouble sleeping at night for about 3 years now. Whenever I put my head on a pillow I end up thinking about what to write next for this shit ass blog.

Nota8: Being insomniac since *nowhen* [now I started creating new word or what? Sign of Schizo? Whatever. I talk to things since nowhen too.] I’ve been blogging since 16. Oh, it’s 16 minus a few days actually. End of August 2006. [Now everyone know my age eh? It’s 290890. Nothing to be shamed. I’m still young eh?] Since I have a blog, can’t I write anything? Does a blog mean for decorating only? The best template and whatsoever. [I hate those contests.] I write for passion. No matter what, if you don’t like my blog then just click the [x] button on the top right side of the browser. Easy?

 

NotaBuku:

1. Entri sakit-montot [butthurt]. Erm.. Not for me, though. I love rage!

2. I like this template. Oh, sorry. It’s LOVE! Thanks to Pyzam. The-old-time template provider.Setakat ni tak pernah lagi cari template di tempat lain sebab susah nak edit. Pyzam pakai kod html lama jadi senang faham dan senang edit.

Dari Blog Obefiend – Siri 4

Siri terjah [korek] blog Obefiend mencecah hari kelima. Ya, memang pembaca yang tegar. Hahaha..

Entahlah. Mungkin sebab nis tak ada buku sangat yang dibaca sejak semester dua dulu agaknya maka nis ganti dengan pembacaan blog. Dan setiap kali nis jumpa sebuah blog yang menarik untuk diteroka nis akan baca setiap satu entri. Paling tidak pun nis akan scan entri kalau nampak tak menarik perhatian sangat.

Ok, back to the show!

In Malaysia I don’t know how many colleges interview their applicants. The only Uni I know who practice this is UTP. Good on them. I think this should be standard now. What do you guys think?
Nota1: Yup, UTP memang ada sesi interview untuk applicants. I have been living inside UTP for about six years now dan semua soalan temuduga yang biasa ditanya rasanya nis dah tahu. Tapi kalau soalan bocor yang keluar sekalipun semuanya tak bermakna sebab interviewer semuanya dah dilatih untuk menganalisa kemahiran calon-calon pelajar yang sesuai untuk masuk ke UTP.
Kebanyakan soalan yang ditanya lebih kepada melihat seluas mana pemikiran seseorang calon menggunakan apa yang ada di sekeliling untuk survival. Ini adalah bentuk soalan yang biasa ditanya dalam interview; kalau di UTP dipanggil Educamp.
nis paling ingat soalan tentang kemalangan/terkandas di tengah padang pasir; soalan kapal terbang terhempas. Diberi beberapa barang dan cuma ada 6 orang yang terselamat. Kalau tak salah soalan ni dijawab dalam kumpulan. Satu kumpulan ada 6 orang dan setiap perserta diminta memilih satu barang untuk dibawa dalam tempoh kritikal.
Perlu diingat adalah padang pasir itu terlalu panas pada waktu siang dan pada waktu malam sejuk yang melampau. Cuma enam barang yang boleh dibawa. Tak ingat apa tapi nis rasa salah satu daripada pilihannya adalah beberapa botol Vodka. Ya, Vodka. Sejenis arak.
Bila difikir balik, bawa Vodka dalam perjalanan tu macam tak ada guna sangat. Kalau diminum malah menyusahkan. Tapi ayah kata apa? Vodka tu boleh digunakan untuk menyejukkan badan. Hmm.. Betul juga.
Ayah ada tawarkan kalau nis nak masuk UTP ayah boleh tolong uruskan [ini bukan cerita tentang kabel. UTP tak main kabel-kabel ni. Anak Rektor pun tak lepas masuk UTP]. Untuk panggilan Disember. Tapi nis tak nak. Kalau ikut syarat untuk masuk jurusan kejuruteraan nis memang tak cukup satu A lagi tapi untuk jurusan IT nis cukup syarat.
My sincere answer is NO! Reason? Takkan nak menghadap UTP 24/7? Cuti pun di UTP, tak cuti pun di UTP. Otak tak berkembang. Bak kata seorang blogger [tak ingat siapa. Dulu ada baca blog dia tapi dah lupa siapa. UTP student for sure.] otak-otak bijak dalam hutan Tronoh.
The plus side of my choice, I can travel. The minus side, financial constrain. Kalau dulu zaman nis tamat SPM, semua pelajar UTP masih ada kuota elaun RM500/bulan. Dapat tinggal di asrama [kalau dari luar nampak macam kondomimium mewah tolak kolam renang. Kolam renang ada satu di kompleks sukan tapi nis tak pernah masuk.]. Semua pelajar boleh tinggal di asrama kecuali yang dah berkeluarga. Yalah, takkan nak bagi family room satu sorang kat semua pelajar yang berkeluarga. Consider other people please!
Tak macam di UiTM, memang untuk pelajar Sarjana, dulu nis antara orang yang bernasib baik sebab dapat duduk di asrama untuk satu semester secara percuma. Kalau masuk semester dua kena bayar kalau tak salah 80-100 sebulan, macam sewa rumah. Baik duduk luar. Sama saja kosnya. Tapi tahun ni pelajar Sarjana semester satu pun terpaksa tinggal di luar. UiTM Arau dah macam Unimap yang lama. Tempat tinggal pelajar merata-rata.
Dengarnya ada satu penempatan pelajar luar kampus UiTM sedang dibina di kawasan Jejawi. Satu taman khas untuk pelajar UiTM. Macam Penempatan Luar Kampus Universiti Malaya [tak ingat di mana tapi memang ada dulu nis pernah lalu. 11-12 tahun yang lalu? Erk =.=” Tak tahulah ada lagi ke tak.].

Nota2: Rasanya Nota1 dah terlalu panjang untuk menjawab soalan Obefiend. Hahaha…

Dari Blog Obefiend – Siri 3

Ya, aku akan habiskan pembacaan blog Obefiend setiap malam sebelum ulangkaji. Sebanyak mana entri yang aku sempat load petang tadinya sebelum balik ke rumah. Sebab di rumah aku dah janji tak nak online dah. Aku potong broadband sebab aku rasa tak berbaloi macam dulu. Kalau dulu aku selalu online di rumah tapi sekarang aku cuma online waktu tak ada kelas di kampus dengan WiFi percuma UiTM. Balik ke rumah aku buka laptop untuk buka soalan tahun-tahun lepas. Rutin baru.

 

Aku baca semua entri Obefiend dari tahun 2011 yang terbaru sampai yang paling jauh sekarang sudah sampai di entri Mac 2010. Memang satu kerja keras juga nak menghadam entri ilmiah, tapi aku cuba hadam juga sebab aku tahu betapa susah nak buat entri ilmiah. Dan entri sejarah, politik, sosial jadi makanan aku untuk hari ketiga di blog Obefiend.

 

Memang aku tetapkan misi, suatu hari aku buka blog Obefiend aku akan baca semua entrinya sampai habis sebab aku selalu dengar dari blogger lain; blog Obefiend ni bagus [Tapi ayatnya berbisa :p]. Tapi paling selalu aku terbaca fasal Obefiend di blog Teh Tarik Gelas Besar milik Nama Nami.

 

Tapi mungkin hari ini tak ada potongan ayat dari blog Obefiend. Ok, nak teruskan membaca.

 

NotaBuku: Aku mungkin tak akan mencari fasal dengan mengambil potongan ayat-ayat berbisa dari entri politik. Mungkin. Segalanya mungkin.

Dari Blog Obefiend – Siri 2

The sad reality is in politics nothing is sacred.

Nota1: Like the one point I just discussed with someone on 20012011 morning.

 

Berapa peratus adat Melayu mesti diamalkan untuk dianggap masih Melayu di Malaysia?

Nota2: Berapa peratus? Yang bukan Melayu mengaku Melayu. Amalkan adat Melayu tu tak tahulah. Aku tak nak mengaku Melayu boleh tak? Nak mengaku aku ni Chinese girl boleh tak? LOL!  I think if I put off my tudung and walk around free-haired people will recognise me Chinese, maybe? Coz the officer from  JPJ  asked my same-faced brother, “Awak ni Cina masuk Melayu ke?”

BTW,  what does “Cina masuk Melayu” mean? I thought is should be Cina masuk Islam. Not Melayu. And, anyway, I got Chinese blood from my grandma, my dad told us last raya.

If those Indian and Chinese so-called mixed-blood can be recognised as Melayu, why can’t I be recognised as Chinese?

 

Kenapa kita tak ada body farm? Again ..... ada tak pakar forensik dan patalogi Malaysia buat kajian rate of decay mayat manusia di Malaysia just as they did in Body Farm.

Nota3: Well, to say, I learn the basic of calculating rate of body decaying whilst I’m taking this hard-to-swallow Management Mathematics. Doesn’t forensics learn the same thing? Just wondering.

 

Bagi kamu jumlah tanda tangan tak penting. Yang penting kami lakukan sesuatu bagi merealisasikan apa yang kami rasakan hak dan tidak bathil. Kami tidak seperti kebanyakkan rakyat Malaysia yang hanya pandai TALK COCK di laman Facebook. Join group gebang gila babi sampai ratusan ribu tapi bila diminta meletakkan tanda tangan pada petisyen atau memorandum semua tak berani pasal tak ada gonad dan ovari. Kalau memorandum pun tak berani nak sign apakan lagi hendak ajak buat demonstrasi. Kami mungkin ditertawakan oleh golongan ini tapi sekurang-kurangkannya kami kemukakan ketidak puas hatian kami menggunakan saluran yang tepat yakni SKMM. Menyertai laman protes Facebook aje apa guna?

Nota4: Kalau nak tahu apa cerita di sebaliknya, klik pada teks. Oh, sedikit kasar mungkin ayatnya. Tapi nak highlight [tolong jangan terjemah-buta-tuli menjadi “lampu tinggi”] pada potongan ayat terakhir. MENYERTAI LAMAN PROTES FACEBOOK AJE APA GUNA? [Tak boleh nak letak merah sebab itu warna untuk link yang sudah dilawat. Kuning pula untuk mata-mata yang tak nampak link tersembunyi dalam teks. Ya, sebab aku pernah disalahfaham menghina orang cuma disebabkan aku letak entri seseorang dalam blog dan bagi kredit di bahagian bawah jadi aku terpaksa highlight dengan warna kuning macam highlighter Stabilo.]

Malay bible in Borneo? Knew it all along but never seen it.

Nota5: Kitab Injil Ni Luka? Aku faham sebagai Injil:Lucas. Betul ke tak aku tak pasti, tapi aku rasa memang ada Chapter Lucas dalam tu. Yes, got hold of bible a few times. Ada di rumah, and so what? Untuk rujukan tak bolehkah? Bukannya kita nak pakai jadi panduan hidup.

But who elected them? It was you! You who appointed these people! You who gave them the power to make your decisions for you!

Well, I admit that anyone can make a mistake once, to go on making the same lethal errors century after century seems to me nothing short of deliberate.

Nota6: Wonder what those words means? LOL! Don’t open your physical-can-be-seen-dictionaries. Open your mind!

 

Aku tahu di entri ni ada kod rahsia. Pernah tengok ada telefon yang boleh terjemahkan kod macam ni tapi tak tahu mana nak cari code reader. Yes,  memang geram pun, Obe!!!!  I admit it! Wait till I get them!

 

Okey, habis pusingan kedua, dah habiskan bacaan sampai entri bulan Ogos 2010. Sambung mengorek hujung minggu ini. Oh ya, sebelum terlupa. 21012011 ada kuiz O.D.E aka Ordinary Differential Equation – kali kedua aku ambil subjek sama baru aku faham cara selesaikan persamaan Bernoulli – salah satu benda paling asas dalam O.D.E. Jadi kena belajar, dan sebab janji-dengan-abang-dan-kakak-dan-namia-dan-dia tu.

 

NotaBuku:

Abang senyap. Rindu abang. Cepatlah selesaikan urusan. Paling tidak bagi offline message di YM. Adik rindu abang sampai termimpi semalam T_T

Dari Blog Obefiend

"Sometimes keeping something is more painful than to lose it."

 

Eh jap. Motor Neuron Disease tu apa? Hmm.. Nanti Google.. [Tak ada kerja lain asyik nak Google ja. Hahaha…] Wei, paling tidak aku tak google Facebook. Klik NEW TAB, taip FACEBOOK dan tekan SHIFT+ENTER. Dan paling aku tak tahan, ada orang menggoogle GOOGLE! Depan mata aku! Oh dear, ni buta IT ke apa ni? Tapi tau pula dia Google tu search engine?

 

We live and we die by time. And we must not commit the sin of losing our track on time.

 

How about you guys? Is that special place where you first date that someone, touched her hands, told them how you feel , kissed her lips or proposed to still exist? Do you think 30 years down the line the place will still be there and relatively unchanged? Please share it with me and other fellow readers.

 

Nota1: Never had actually kissed neither touch anyone. Not before marriage dow. I really hope this one would make it to that point.

 

Apa lu ingat gua robot takde perasaan macam Rajnikath Enthiran ke?

Nota2: Rajnikanth [Terbelit jari aku tekan keyboard. Nasib baik aku tak cuba sebut.] ni artis kegemaran Kubi kan? Hahaha…

 

p/s : Oh, come on, Stan. Not everything ends the way you think it should. Besides, audiences love happy endings.

Nota3: Well, biasanya yang kat bawah ada “p/s:” ni potongan skrip filem. I love sad ending. Erm? Macam mana tu? Huhuhu… Sad ending tapi mesti berakhir dengan death. [Apa fasal hari ni pakai broken English? LOL! Tak boleh?]

 

Nak belajar bahasa latin? Sini. LATIN AND YOU.

 

Hey, this one is good! People who BUZZ you on YM and then stayed quiet are DICKS. When u buzz u type la "hey aku ada soalan pasal ... bla bla". Dont misuse buzz. Ok, agak kasar, mungkin. Tapi memang ayat dia macam tu; and so what? Blame me? LOL!

 

#thingsmalaysiando BJJ W36 WRQ 32 ...... all Malaysian either they notice this or not share this SERIAL number for their pirated WINXP!

Nota4: Belilah WinXP Original. Tak mahal mana pun. Better daripada beli Win7 atau WinVista original yang tersekat-sekat terus tak boleh buka dan terpaksa restart. Buang masa buang tenaga dan buang hasil-kerja-plagiat yang baru separuh jalan siap nak hantar esok kat pensyarah. [Aku tak plagiat. Harap maklum!]

 

Friendster is the most friendless place on the social media at the moment. Myspace is now nothing but empty space.

Hey fathers who smoke while holding your baby. Can I fart on your face? Do u like that? Yeah. Ur baby pun tak suka ur asap la numbnut!

Smartass dalam bahasa melayu ialah LOYAR BURUK.Bukan jubor cerdik. Now u know.

 

Penapis air Yokto? =.=” Tertutup tab sebelum sempat kopipes link.

 

When I was in school people use to call me Mr Know it All or Mr Encyclopedia. As I mentioned numerous times before I spent most of my childhood reading books and encyclopedias.

Nota5: Yes, people call me know-it-all, walking dictionary yet I’m repeating 3 papers in less than 2 years? ROFL MANATICS I HATE IT! I’m not fit enough for maths, but issues, then I’m gonna win my so-called-deans’-list classmates. Dekan tapi tak tau apa yang berlaku di sekeliling? Erm..

 

Ok. Sambung belajar janji-dengan-abang-dan-kakak-dan-namia-dan-dia.

 

Esok lusa tulat langkat sambung baca blog Obefiend. Eh, silap. Bukan baca. Korek! Macam blog Ariffshah, Touya, Hyperplasma, Ben Ashaari-tak-habis-korek-tak-larat, Hellioz, Areleaf, Fida Aishah. Dalam ramai-ramai sorang je perempuan ke? Yup! Sebab perempuan rajin camwhore aku malas nak baca kalau banyak sangat gambar. Ada sekeping dua tak apalah. Blog Redmummy ingat nis nak explore tadi tapi tengok entri bergambar yang cuma ada dua tiga patah ayat terus nis tutup.